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Inglourious Basterds

Sauer Kraut.

For most people, Tarantino’s work is hit or miss.  I for one appreciate his subtle sense of humor and dark undertones, as well as the self-masturbatory dialogue the each and every one of his flicks use.

As far as quality, Basterds is your typical Tarantino movie.  Surprisingly, however, the best [...]

Terminator Salvation is pussified Terminator – rated PG-13

YOU'RE A NICE GUY, BUT ON THE SET…

Well, I was kind of excited for Terminator Salvation, but now I’m really fucking optimistic.  Cinemablend spotted the PG-13 rating on the official Salvation website.

To me, this is really dissa-fucking-pointing, as it has become more and more apparent at how horribly [...]

Inglorious Basterds – First Trailer

Tarantino.

Franklyn

Franklyn is an independent film set in futrastic London, and features four different, intersecting stories, set in different time periods.  Like Taken, it’s another flick that has yet to be released in the United States.  Which sucks.  Because it looks good.  And I want to see it.

Five Minutes of Taken

Taken has slowly been released throughout the world – and unlike everything else, the US is the last to have the flick released to theaters.  It stars Oskar Schindler Qui-Gon Jinn Your Father Liam Neeson as a former spy who ends up busting heads after his daughter is “taken” and forced [...]

Who watches the Watchmen? Not many people, apparently.

Twentieth Century Fox filed a suit against Warner Brothers a while back.  Fox apparently bought the rights to a Watchmen movie back in the 80’s, meaning that Warner Brothers basically is trying to distribute a movie they don’t legally own the rights to.  Yesterday, a judge ruled in favor of Fox – so who knows [...]

The Punisher: War Zone

My place of employment is generous enough to allow me a decent amount of personal days a year.  I usually spend these days the way any other sane individual would:  by catching the earliest possible flick at the local theater, in order to avoid the masses of individuals who are not [...]

Scorsese and De Niro working on Jimmy Hoffa Flick

De Niro will be playing the part of Frank “The Irishman” Sheeran – one of the dudes that was supposedly involved in the death of Jimmy Hoffa.
Hopefully it’s better than Righteous Kill….