Category Archives: movies n' shit

Who watches the Watchmen? Not many people, apparently.

Twentieth Century Fox filed a suit against Warner Brothers a while back.  Fox apparently bought the rights to a Watchmen movie back in the 80’s, meaning that Warner Brothers basically is trying to distribute a movie they don’t legally own the rights to.  Yesterday, a judge ruled in favor of Fox - so who knows [...]

Come with me if you want to live: Terminator Salvation Trailer Leaked

I find it quite interesting to see all my childhood memories re-imagined and rebooted before my very eyes - sometimes for good, sometimes for worse.  Film makers certainly have access to better CGI and effects technology than they did two decades ago, but does enhanced CGI make for a better flick?  (No, says George Lucas.)  [...]

The Punisher: War Zone

My place of employment is generous enough to allow me a decent amount of personal days a year.  I usually spend these days the way any other sane individual would:  by catching the earliest possible flick at the local theater, in order to avoid the masses of individuals who are not nearly as amused by [...]

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

I can deal with X-men movies.  Or Spider-man movies.  But then they start doing the Punisher.  And then the Watchmen.  And then Y: The Last Man.  And now the fucking Preacher.
Jessie Custer would be fucking pissed.
As it stands, I’ve only a handful of graphic novels left untouched by hollywood’s greedy fucking hands.  FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

Punisher: Warzone poster looks bad-ace

Hopefully the movie is good.  The trailers look brutally awesome, and I’m hoping it retains an “R” rating.

Mila Kunis looking like a babe in Max Payne

Lets face it, the movie will probably suck, as well as destroy my precious memories of the film noir game.  But /film’s preview images don’t look that bad.  I’ll be more interested to see if they fuck up the story, or if Mark even pulls off a convincing Max Payne.
ps mila kunis is hot lol!

Captain America movie apparently staying true to storyline

Surprising, as Hollywood usually takes a somewhat decent superhero and puts him in the Gulf War instead of World War II or Vietnam where the character was originally written into:
“Born during the Great Depression, Steve Rogers grew up a frail youth in a poor family. Horrified by the newsreel footage of the Nazis in Europe, [...]

The Greatest Actor in the World Talks Under Siege 3

Apparently it will be sci-fi.

No Watchmen Sequel, Running Time, Early reviews actually “good”

Firstshowing.net got a look at 26 minutes of the Watchmen movie - and apparently it’s not “bad”.  The flick runs 2 hours and 43 Minutes.
I guess I’m kinda excited to see it, but I still don’t want it to suck huge ass and taint the memories of Alan Moore’s masterpiece.

Scorsese and De Niro working on Jimmy Hoffa Flick

De Niro will be playing the part of Frank “The Irishman” Sheeran - one of the dudes that was supposedly involved in the death of Jimmy Hoffa.
Hopefully it’s better than Righteous Kill….