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Inglourious Basterds

Sauer Kraut.

For most people, Tarantino’s work is hit or miss.  I for one appreciate his subtle sense of humor and dark undertones, as well as the self-masturbatory dialogue the each and every one of his flicks use.

As far as quality, Basterds is your typical Tarantino movie.  Surprisingly, however, the best [...]

Jesus Fucking Christ: First Avatar Trailer

Avatar happens to the film I most anticipate this year, hands down.  This trailer has done nothing but solidified my feelings that this will not only be the greatest movie of this decade, but also usher in a new era of 3D flicks – since Avatar will be a fully 3D.

Avatar Comic Con Poster

Creepy eye.

Comic-Con, a nerd convention so popular that it threatens to cause San Diego to collapse upon itself due to the pure concentration of virginity in one area, will be held on the 23rd to the 26th of this month.  I’m looking forward to enjoying it in the comfort of [...]

European Inglorious Basterds trailer is better than the US one

Hopefully after the inevitable success of Basterds, Activision will finally hear my pitch for my World War II game, “Call of Jewty”, in which you play as a Jew exacting revenge upon Nazis.

It’s a great idea, I’m not sure why more people haven’t run with it!

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Avatar footage blows minds

Hakuna matata…

Actual shot from the movie.

While some may think the new Transformers movie is worth wasting two hours watching for “CGI” and “Explosions” (protip:  the Megan Fox stills will be all over the internets in a matter of days), I’m more interested in actual – you know, film making [...]

Pre Star Wars era George Lucas video found

Well, fuck, the video was taken down.  I’ll post it again when I find another version.

If only he would have had the foresight to never make a prequel flick.

Right, Patton Oswalt?

More Avatar shots from the game

Mech.

Helicopter.

While James Cameron may be crying himself to sleep at night over the continued bastardization of the Terminator franchise, I take a large amount of satisfaction when I look at these Avatar screens.  Granted, they’re from the game and not the movie, but Mechs and Helicopters and Dinosaur looking things should make for [...]

First Avatar shots come from the Avatar video game.

My favorite out of the batch

James Cameron’s Avatar is probably going to be the biggest movie of the year.  Up until now, there hasn’t been so much as a single shot of the movie shown – and it’s slated to be released in December.  The inevitable companion video game is [...]

Terminator Salvation is pussified Terminator – rated PG-13

YOU'RE A NICE GUY, BUT ON THE SET…

Well, I was kind of excited for Terminator Salvation, but now I’m really fucking optimistic.  Cinemablend spotted the PG-13 rating on the official Salvation website.

To me, this is really dissa-fucking-pointing, as it has become more and more apparent at how horribly [...]

Beavis, you dumbass – Mike Judge’s new movie “Extract” trailer

Extract is the new Mike Judge comedy which has Mila Kunis in it, and some other people too.  Hopefully it will be better than Idiocracy, but not nearly as good as Office Space, or else Comedy Central will end up playing it nonstop into the ground after the DVD release.

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